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fragilepony:

babycuts:

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

I’ve never understood the whole ‘I cant find it shit’

REBLOG!

fragilepony:

babycuts:

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

I’ve never understood the whole ‘I cant find it shit’

REBLOG!

croptopswift:

my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay

daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

randominternet:

My Scars http://ift.tt/1up0u0A

randominternet:

My Scars http://ift.tt/1up0u0A

melesmelesxvx:

vegan-vulcan:

princess-passion-flower:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this is the kind of shirt worn by a creepy neighbour that always asks you if your sister has turned 18 yet

this is gross

"rape culture doesn’t exist" yeah okay go fuck yourself

Dead men can’t walk around in stupid t shirts

melesmelesxvx:

vegan-vulcan:

princess-passion-flower:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this is the kind of shirt worn by a creepy neighbour that always asks you if your sister has turned 18 yet

this is gross

"rape culture doesn’t exist" yeah okay go fuck yourself

Dead men can’t walk around in stupid t shirts

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

image

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

wakaswagihomie:

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

His full name is Yeehaw Will Smith

wakaswagihomie:

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

His full name is Yeehaw Will Smith

oliviatheelf:

Jean Paul Gaultier’s Witches and FamiliarsPosted by: Maleficent’s☾DaughterPlease don’t delete the text/sources from this photo!

oliviatheelf:

Jean Paul Gaultier’s Witches and Familiars
Posted by: Maleficent’s☾Daughter
Please don’t delete the text/sources from this photo!