I often make the mistake of texting friends in voices of characters I create in my head then get upset when they don’t understand me.
After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”
I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one. Holy shit.
ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS
omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
i’d like to think in a sort of apocalyptic situation i’d be a real hardass and take some motherfuckers out and be a ruthless leader but in reality i’d probably take some cheese crackers and hide in a tree and wait to die
i actually had this conversation today
That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.
THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.